Sturdley's Magical Mystical Blog

Musings on life, liberty, and the pursuit of derpiness.

Day Two

Yesterday we put photos of various congresscritters in our windows. I believe the zombies were successfully fooled into believing we had no brains as they quickly moved on.
But a new threat has emerged. Canadian warplanes have started overflights. It’s only a matter of time before their armies arrive to force us into overly polite behavior and socialized health care.
We are scared, but remain hopeful. We have also decided to arm ourselves with fingers as a last resort. God help us if we get a thumb cramp.

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