Sturdley's Magical Mystical Blog

Musings on life, liberty, and the pursuit of derpiness.

Day Eleven

Having second thoughts about the chickens. I might have to give them a section on the blog and I just can’t stand the political views of poultry. I only want to devour their unborn, not hear their silly pleas for chicks’ rights and their anti-fox rhetoric. My blood pressure is rising just thinking about it.

Anyway, with Halloween fast approaching, I’ve been giving my costume a lot of thought. I considered The Doctor, but that would be a bit expensive to put together. Then I saw that the Skokie PD is doing some pretty convincing gore at really reasonable prices. They’re probably trying to make up for lost federal grants or something. I will be seriously considering this option.

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